It is rumored, has been heard on the street, that Rush Limbaugh thinks maybe gays have hurt his three previous marriages. He hinted, but did not confirm, that his latent homosexual side may have hurt his marriages. Whenever he would talk to his wives about bringing another man into the bedroom to add a little spice to the sexual side of their marriage, he would start to drool thinking about having another body to play with.
Perhaps this is why republicans worry about gays hurting marriages, because they are afraid that they will not be able to keep their hands off of the extra penis in the room.
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